(Getty) Mario Gomez scored a total of 80 targets in 97 hearings over his previous two seasons with Bayern Munich. In 2013, he's taken a to Mario Mandzukic but has still obtained 13 in just 24 looks across all tournaments, including a hat trick after coming on for Mandzukic in the 77th moment of Bayern's 6-1 DFB Pokal semifinal win against Wolfsburg. Bayern boss Jupp Heynckes' a reaction to this impressive display? "We have seen that whenever Mandzukic is tired, I still have options." Ouch. The following is a log of Gomez's latest attempt to get Heynckes to properly identify his abundant talents. Gomez: See that, manager? Three targets in six minutes. Fairly amazing, right? Heynckes: Meh. Gomez: Meh? How are you not impressed by that? Heynckes: In place of earning 3-1, we won 6-1. That's like sex with six people in place of three people. At that time it is all just things starting a lot more things. Plus, Mandzukic scored in the 17th minute and you did not report your first goal before the 80th minute. He beat you by way of a lot of minutes. Gomez: Because I am only put by you in the fit when you got him off! Heynckes: Still...it's a lot of minutes. Gomez: Whatever. Look. I wish to begin more. I deserve to start out more. I have obtained a ridonkulous number of targets because of this club -- more than any other player in the Bundesliga throughout the last two conditions combined. How will you be relaxed leaving that on the bench? Heynckes: Well, to begin with the season's not over and we've already won the league. So, boom, case shut. But two, every one with this team scores a lot of goals. Claudio Pizarro had four in a single game 2-3 weeks ago. For the record, that's much better than your three. Gomez: He began that fit! I did maybe not start against Wolfsburg! Heynckes: Still...it's more. Gomez: OKAY. Fine! I expected it'd not arrived at this but why I should start more I've prepared some other reasons. Number one: I have the hair of an individual with perfect hair. Number two: I am good at making lists... Heynckes: I actually do not have time with this, Marco. Marco? Marnio? Mario. I supposed to say Mario. You could tell me when you're sitting behind me while we score 12 goals within our next match the remainder. Gomez: That is it. I can't wait until Pep Guardiola gets here. Heynckes: What did you say? That name. You dare speak that name within my presence? Gomez: I do care. Guardiola will probably be therefore much better than you. I can not wait until he gets here. He'll enjoy me. Heynckes: You think if he could will recognize you? the person who'd begin 12 midfielders Gomez:...yes. Heynckes: You are sure about that? Gomez:...yes. Heynckes: And how come that? Gomez: I've my very own web option. Heynckes: I've no idea just how to answer that. I am going to walk away now. Gomez: Mario Gomez!
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